She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine."
I gave her flowers and some candy, YEA!
She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat."Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at meNot to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketballI bought a car and I let her drive it
YEA! She opened the door and said, "Oh bother, this is red."
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid."
Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at meNot to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball
And play basketball
And play basketball
And play basketballNow I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at meAnd I, I just want her to look at me... yup
I, just want her to talk to me... yea!
I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there.
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