I say dance, you say dance,
I say France, you say France,
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart,I say Hugh, you say Grant,
I say pot, you say plant,
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart,We couldn't be more contrary if we tried,
Oh chalk and cheese we rarely see eye to eye,I am dumb, you are smart,
We are 15 years apart,
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Mars,
I say ooh, you say aah,
I am careful, you like scars,
I like pickles from the jar,We couldn't be more contrary if we tried,
Oh chalk and cheese we rarely see eye to eye,I say you, you say am I,
You like mornings, I like nights,
I'll love you till the day I die,
You say Christopher, I say Walken,
You love, I love Christopher Walken,
I guess at least we have got one thing in common,We couldn't be more contrary if we tried,
Oh chalk and cheese we rarely see eye to eye.
