You were smokin' on a cigarette
Talkin' about the deficit
Putting all them wild boys down
Like a drunken Monalisa
Or the leanin' tower of Pisa
You're hanging off the edge of townI overheard Afghanistan
Is safer than a minivan
Left me wonderin' what to do
You're like a four leaf clover
I just had to come on over
I've never seen a woman like you
You were fallin' like the Alamo
Drinkin' fast and talkin' slow
Lookin' like it's time to go home
Well, you're hitting on that stripper
'Cause you can't afford to tip her
Or just afraid of being aloneYou was openly frustrated
You said Dylan's over rated
For singing tangos up and blues
I don't know what I was thinkin'
I can feel my heart a-sinkin'
I never seen a fellow like youAnd ain't that the way we do it's true
We fall for the first one
How come it always ends up
The worst ones
Well, you're probably a democrat
Why, what the hell is wrong with that?
Nothing if you're TalibanOh, I see
Well, I bet you slept with half the south
Oh, don't you ever shut your mouth?
Yeah, how much did you pay for that tan?
More than you paid or your bootsOh, shouldn't you be purgin'?
Well, you're probably still a virgin
I can't believe you're not on the view
Let's get another round
It's lookin' like we're trouble bound
I have never seen another like youAin't that the way we do, it's true
You take the breath from me
It seems like you are bound
To be the death of meOh, well, a couple hours later
We were in the elevator
And makin' out like Bonnie and Clyde
We were dizzy from the love we found
Throwin' up and goin' down
Lord, it's been a hell of a rideI'm a-having trouble breathin'
I probably should be leavin'
Well, I'm up in room 402
I gotta hand it to you
There's a chance I'm gonna screw you
Oh, I have never seen another like youI don't know if it's forever
But I'm glad that we're together
I have never seen another like you
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