Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan for Christmas in irag
I got through checkpoint A
but not through checkpoint B
that's when I got shot in the ass by the us military
oh jingle bombs jingle bombs
mine blew up you seewhere are all the virgins that bin laden promised me
oh jingle bombs jingle boms
your soldier shot me dead
the only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
(solo)
I used to be a man but every time I cough
thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
my bombing days are done
I need to find some work
perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk
oh jingle bombs jingle bombs I think I got screwed don't laugh at me because I am dead or I kill you
