Back when I was just eighteen, I met the man in black
He said Jon, "it's nice to meet you, my name is Jack"
We hung out all the time, we became good friends
We ran around, we hit the town every damn weekend
I started missing work 'cause I was dog tired
That boss man had enough and good old Jack got me firedMe and Jack don't get along no more
He's high up on the shelf while I'm lying on the floor
He makes me do things I've never done before
He makes me cuss, he makes me fight
Don't know what I did last night
Should've left his ass at the liquor store
Naw, me and Jack don't get along no more
I saw the girl of my dreams and man she made me nervous
So, I leaned on my buddy Jack 'cause he gave me the courage
I swept her off her feet, stole her heart and made her mine
She moved in and didn't like my friend Jack taking all our time
She started getting jealous, said Jack's got to go
He just wouldn't leave so my girl hit the roadAnd me and Jack don't get along no more
He's high up on the shelf while I'm lying on the floor
He makes me do things I've never done before
He makes me cuss, he makes me fight
Don't know what I did last night
Should've left his ass at the liquor store
Naw, me and Jack don't get along no moreWell Jack got me in a trouble and I wound up in jail
So, I'm here doing time 'cause he won't pay my bail
I'm gonna change my ways as soon as I get out
I'm headed for that liquor store to buy a fifth of Crown, 'cause
Me and Jack don't get along no more
He's high up on the shelf while I'm lying on the floor
He makes me do things I've never done before
He makes me cuss, he makes me fight
Don't know what I did last night
Should've left his ass at the liquor store
Naw, me and Jack don't get along no moreNaw, me and Jack don't get along no more
Naw, we don't
