Oh, hi Mr. Claus
It's me, Logan Paul!
22 Christmases, ain't heard from you at all
It's maybe cuz I'm naughtyOr maybe cuz I'm nice
Or maybe cuz I met Ms. Claus and hit her twice
Sneaking down my chimney
Homie, that's a crime
Breaking in and entering
You just crossed the line
Got no milk and cookies here
Boy, you ain't ready
Got a two-ton sleigh
Yeah, we call it the 'Yeti' (car engine)
And, I heard that you from the North
But, I'm from Ohio (fact)
Christmas around corner
Get your merch
Link in bio
(Uh, Logan Paul, you use your songs to promote your merch?)
Yeah boy, I'm the Maverick
Why, are your feelings hurt?
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work, Aye!Who's that Santa looking at?
Take your gifts, and give 'em back!
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that Santa looking at?
You should drink more milk, and fat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
Did you come to mingle
Or did you come to jingle?
You know, I got that bling, oh yeah
Jingle, lingle, dingle
Hold on, your reindeer's on my roof, man
You messing up my shingles
The call me L.P, this my holiday single
Did I mention, I was single?
I'm addicted like a Pringle
Yeah, I'm extra like some sprinkles
Educated in bilingualAye, we should pull that merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work, Aye!Who's that Santa looking at?
Take your gifts, and give 'em back!
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that Santa looking at?
You should drink more milk, and fat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
He sees you when you're sleeping
Why are you creeping, in my room?
He know's when you're awake
Who invited this buffoon?
Why you shaped like a balloon?Why your life be déjà vu?
Why your gift be so fa-foo?
Why your email still Yahoo!?
And your elf's too
Think I shit it too
Let him live
Why you play with little kids?
Why you come around my crib?
Why your beard look a squid?
Why won't you let reindeer live!? (Why)Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work, Aye!Who's that Santa looking at?
Take your gifts, and give 'em back!
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that Santa looking at?
You should drink more milk, and fat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
Yeah
I'm the new Santa Claus
In fact, I'm Daddy
Call me Daddy Paul
Yeah
Merry Christmas
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