Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws
I wanna do it
Let's draw straws
Jack said we should work together
Three of a kindBirds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, laKidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lightsFirst, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him upKidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talksThen Mr. Oogie Boogie man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rareWheeeee!I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he anwers
Sandy Claws will be no more
You're so stupid, think now
I we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And the Jack will beat us black and greenKidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sadBecause Mr. Oogie Boogie id the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of townHe'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I betPerhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good sideI wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
I'm not the dumb one
You're no fun
Shut up!
Make meI've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hideUntil his curiosity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, threeKidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tickKidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key
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