Once upon a time
A few cornflakes ago
I was buying food
But Instead I bought a bone
I dont own I dont own a cow or any other type of bird
I took it home with me
My grandpa liked that
Creeped out by this owl
He just wanted a snack
I gave him I gave him some cheese with some crackers on the side
And I found some packs of gum that he pooped out
And I realized
Its time to take a bath
So I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
and a bowling pin right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
and a bowling pin right over there
Now Im playing with a rubber duck
Duck duck bubbles bubbles duckies
Duck duck bubbles bubbles razor
I took biology
Nobody saw me cry
The questions were so hard
And thats the reason why
Im drowning Im drowning Im eating bubbles and pineapples
So I got a tattoo
From some guy on craigslist
He drew a rubiks cube
With a tiny little twist
I now see I now see my backyard cause Im sitting on my shed
Then my friend smells like baby food and fish
So I stopped an old friend
And took all of his gum (and some cheetos)
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
and a bowling pin right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
and a bowling pin right over there
Now Im playing with a rubber duck
Duck duck bubbles bubbles duckies
Duck duck bubbles bubbles razor
My ducky came possessed
He ate all the chicken nuggets in my fridge
My mama made me trade him for this owl
Hes so creepy
Whatever
We are never ever ever getting back together duck!
There are bubbles everywhere
and a bowling pin right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
and a bowling pin right over there
Now Im playing with a rubber duck
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