I can't separate your fiction from fact
You're lost, I know you're trying to wind your way back
You've been talking as fast as you can
I'm not listening anymoreNow baby
You're changing all the rules
You're taking advantage of a foolGood evening
I'm Ed Burroughs
And the name of this show is "Person To Person"
Tonight we're visiting the home of a very famous motion picture
And television director
Dr. Van Steiner, I'm very sorry I'm unable to attend this tremendous
Occassion being given in your honor
I would like to extend my sincerest best wishes to you
